Older Women

People have been asking: "Hey Dennis, what' up with you always hanging out with the older girls in the (singles) branch?" Allow me to give you my reasoning:

• They are easier to talk to.
  
• They have more experience in life.
  
• I don't have any older siblings... these two up here serve in that capacity, giving me perspective on the dating world, what's cool and what's not.
• You can go to the temple with (most) of the older LDS girls and spend some good quality time strengthening your friendship, and again, get that more experienced perspective on things.
  
• They know when a girl who is acting like she likes you is being fake.
• They can help you through... delicate ... situation.

Thus, here's to Katrina, Evalis, Tiffaney, Melissa, Suzanne, Bridgette, and all the rest of the awesome singles girls. Thanks for helping me keep it real.

• Oh and one more reason: They are freakin' fun to dance with.