Bad Stamp

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of
President Obama.

The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged
the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and 1.73 million dollars in
congressional spending, a special Presidential comm-
ission presented the following findings:

The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong
with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong
side.