Conservative vs Liberal

This was another email from my Grandpa I received this morning. I thought it was worth sharing.

* If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
* If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels
that no one should have one.

* If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
* If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all
meat products for everyone.

* If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks
about how to defeat his enemy.
* A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and
still look good.

* If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
* If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

* If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see
themselves as independently successful.
* Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims
in need of government protection.

* If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks
about how to better his situation.
* A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

* If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

* Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.