Ugly

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Ockmed, warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President, either. This may get ugly, people...